NOVELTY GIFTS FOR ALMOST ALL AGES

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DEATH ROW BUBBLE GUM CIGARETTES
Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each 3-1/8" x 2" x 5/8" (7.9 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.6 cm) pack contains twelve 2-3/4" (7 cm) sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. We’re pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!Cinnamon Flavored.
$1.79
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BLACK LUNG BUBBLE GUM CIGARETTES
Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each 3-1/8" x 2" x 5/8" (7.9 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.6 cm) pack contains twelve 2-3/4" (7 cm) sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. We’re pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!Lemon Flavored.
$1.79
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JUST LIKE DAD BUBBLE GUM CIGARETTES
Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each 3-1/8" x 2" x 5/8" (7.9 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.6 cm) pack contains twelve 2-3/4" (7 cm) sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. We’re pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!Strawberry Flavored.
$1.79
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YUMMY GUMMY RUBBER CHICKEN
This is the side-splitting hilarity of the rubber chicken merged with the mouth-watering deliciousness of gummy candy to create a product that is both entertaining and appetizing! Each 4-3/4" (12.1 cm) long, 40 gram chicken has a tart lemon flavor.
$2.49
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MONKEY OFFICE SET
We’ve all heard the phrase “monkey business” before, but this Office Monkeys Play Set takes it literally. Each set includes seven 2" (5.1 cm) to 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) tall, hard vinyl monkeys in business attire along with a desk, a cushy boss chair, a computer with keyboard and a filing cabinet. Set them up on your desk and ponder the eerie similarities between the monkeys and some of your coworkers. Illustrated window box.
$19.99
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JP PATCHES NODDER with BONUS PATCH
J.P. Patches was the host of one of the longest running local children’s shows in television history. “The J.P Patches Show” aired on KIRO-TV in Seattle from 1958 – 1981 and broadcast over 10,000 episodes in its 23 year run. Just about every kid who grew up in the Northwest during that time tuned in as Julius Pierpont Patches, Mayor of the City Dump, entertained them with cartoons, sketches and special guests. But you don’t have to be an original Patches Pal to appreciate this legend of local television — the success of his endlessly entertaining show paved the way for many others, perhaps even the one you watched as a kid. Although very little video tape of the show still exists, you can relive the magic with this 7" (17.8 cm) tall, hard vinyl J.P. Patches Nodder, which is intricately detailed down to the buttons on his coat. Each nodder comes with a bonus Patches Pal Embroidered Patch. Illustrated window box.
$14.99
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JESUS NODDER
Humbly dressed in common robes, this hard vinyl Jesus Nodder stands 7-1/2" (19.1 cm) tall. Put him on your dashboard and he just might inspire you to exercise patience and forgiveness on the highway. Illustrated window box.
$8.99
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YODELLING PICKLE
Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that you have always hoped for! This 6-1/2" (16.5 cm) long plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Batteries included. Illustrated window box.
$16.99
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POKER CHIP SET
These high quality, clay composite poker chips are 11.5 grams and feature a striking cowboy image.Each set includes sixty chips in four custom colors (fifteen of each color) and comes with complete instructions on how to play Texas Hold ’Em. Great for all other types of poker games as well. Illustrated storage box.
$16.99
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ST. VIVIAN PATRON ST. of HANGOVERS
Let St. Vivian heal your aching head from your wild night out and your sluggish morning hangover. Based on the circumstances surrounding them, some Saints become “patrons” of people, occupations, places or things. It’s never been easier or more affordable to bring the power of a Patron Saint to your aid.St Vivian is 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall, hard vinyl Saint comes with a 3" (7.6 cm) wide stand with the Saint’s name and a removable backdrop with the Saint’s title, patronage and a prayer to help invoke the power of that Saint. Illustrated window boxes.
$7.99
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